Author Topic: The Newfie  (Read 1908 times)

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The Newfie
« on: June 26, 2017, 10:32:21 pm »
 The Texan asks the Newfie where he's from and the Newfie says, "You know where New York is? The Texan says, "Yeh, yeh, I know where that is.

"The Newfie says, " Well boy, you just drive north of there about 6 hours, turn right for 3 hours and catch a ferry for 6 hours and you're in Newfoundland."

The Texan says "Wow, that's got to be close to China!"

The Newfie thinks about this and then says, "By gosh, I think you might be right. I work with a Chinese guy and he goes home for lunch every day!"
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Re: The Newfie
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2017, 08:00:22 am »
If it's not used by a native speaker it's not idiomatic. And idiom trumps grammar every time. Jack Wilkerson†