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Right priorities
« on: June 17, 2017, 08:53:25 pm »
Wiremu, a New Zealander, was about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup but wasn’t feeling great, so he decided to see a doctor.
"Hey doc, I don't feel so good" said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm getting a second opinion!"

The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment again.
Wiremu was gutted, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said:
"Wiremu, you have Prostate sickness."
"What's the cure then doc?" asked Wiremu desperately hoping for a different answer.

"Well, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "We're gonna have to cut your balls off mate."

"Phew, thank god for that!" said Wiremu, "Them Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"
Best wishes,


Offline Darryl

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Re: Right priorities
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2017, 10:21:51 pm »
That's a good one!    :) :D ;D